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Strange beer

She really believed it was beer

I was in a barbecue at the leisure area of a building. Without any wish for alcoholic drink, I took a little can of beer, washed it and filled it in a  fountain nearby and stayed drinking in little gulps, savoring the water.

I decided then to do a joke whose final was surprising. I called my friend Pepper and informed him of the can content and that I wanted to play with someone. Getting closer to a girl lying in a couch, Monica, I drank a sip and passed the can to Pepper, saying: "Hei, Pepper, this beer has an eccentric taste, look". He caught the can, also gave a sip and commented: "Yes, sure it is. Look, Monica, I think this beer isn't very fine".

Monica extended a hand, caught the can and, with some care, drank a little. It immediately spat the liquid, doing a grimace and saying:

- Oh, it is completely rotten!

V. V. Vilela

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