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HUMOR
Funny product warnings
Unexpected warning labels
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
Old Spice Red Zone
Deodorant:
Use only on underarms.
Little Ones Baby Lotion:
Keep away from children.
Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No
purchase necessary. Details inside.
Sign at a railroad station:
Beware! To touch these wires is
instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
On Marks & Spencer Bread
Pudding:
Product will be hot after
heating.
Pepper Spray:
Caution: Never aim spray at your
own eyes.
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor:
Warning: Do not drive with
sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Camera:
This camera will only work when
film is inside.
Children's Superman Costume:
Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly.
American Airlines Peanuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat
nuts.
500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of the box):
Do not turn upside down.
Helmet mounted mirror used
by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror
are actually behind you.
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath
water.
Toner cartridge for a laser
printer:
Do not eat toner.
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other
use."
. Selected from
dobhran.com,
dumb.com and
rateitall.com. Cat image from
www.halfbakery.com
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