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Unexpected warning labels

Microwave Oven:

Do not use for drying pets.

Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant:

Use only on underarms.

Little Ones Baby Lotion:

Keep away from children.

Bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Sign at a railroad station:

Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

Pepper Spray:

Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor:

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Camera:

This camera will only work when film is inside.

Children's Superman Costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

American Airlines Peanuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

500-piece puzzle:

Some assembly required.

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box):

Do not turn upside down.

Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:

Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.

Infant's bathtub:

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Toner cartridge for a laser printer:

Do not eat toner.

On a Japanese food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use."

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